Sisyphus
Today, I was asked to go into work to update a document that didn't exist.So that was fun.
Once all necessary parties got on board with me that, no, the document didn't actually exist, I got to spend three hours creating it.
So that was more fun.
THEN, because there had already been so much fun, the document got corrupted, went poof!gonebye, and returned to it's previous state of non-existence.
Thank god for 24 hour tech support.